- George Bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than George Bush.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at George Bush.
- Medieval knights put the skin of George Bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks George Bush!
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is George Bush.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as George Bush!
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about George Bush.
- Donald Duck’s middle name is George Bush!
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes George Bush.
–found this link on they shoot poets–don’t they? (thanks, Nick)