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Ten Top Trivia Tips about George Bush!

  1. George Bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
  2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than George Bush.
  3. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at George Bush.
  4. Medieval knights put the skin of George Bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  5. Europe is the only continent that lacks George Bush!
  6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is George Bush.
  7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as George Bush!
  8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about George Bush.
  9. Donald Duck’s middle name is George Bush!
  10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes George Bush.
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About the author

I am the author of three novels--THE LAST BIRD OF PARADISE, OLIVER'S TRAVELS, and THE SHAMAN OF TURTLE VALLEY--and three story collections--IN AN UNCHARTED COUNTRY, HOUSE OF THE ANCIENTS AND OTHER STORIES, and WHAT THE ZHANG BOYS KNOW, winner of the Library of Virginia Literary Award for Fiction. I am also the co-founder and former editor of Prime Number Magazine and the editor of the award-winning anthology series EVERYWHERE STORIES: SHORT FICTION FROM A SMALL PLANET.

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